Shave it

I wake up in the morning
wipe the sleep from my eyes
stand up look around
let out a few short sighs

grab my favorite towel
head into the bath
start to brush my teeth
smell my own breaths wrath

I slip into the water
cleaning every inch
shaving just my legs
that part is a cinch

I think about my day at work
and the date I have tonight
I hear him saying "please shave more"
and I said "alright"

so grab the razor again it is
and see if can shave
I make it bald I make it smooth
just like a little slave

why do men make us to this
and why don't do the same
when was the last time you met a man
who shaved before he came!!!!!